Speed Bottle Openers / Bar Keys

Biba, Terviseks, Salut, Kippis... All of these translate to the same great word "CHEERS"! This Speed Bottle Opener is a collage, of different trans...

Cerveza, Bier, Mowa, Khamri... All of these translate to the same great word "BEER"! This Speed Bottle Opener is a collage, of different translatio...

You may have survived so far, but don't forget your checklist of necessities in order to make it through the next "end of the world"...dun dun dun....

They say the end will soon be near, so we voted and said Let's drink some beer. We'll leave the stressing on this matter to someone else. ...

Who will buy this designer Owl Speed Opener? We think this design is a real head turner, and is perfect for all you night owls. ...

We wanted to show our support for the pride movement, and now you can too! This fun and colorful opener is the perfect way to open beers anywhere. ...

If you are a country fan, then this opener is a must have! The Crash My Party Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to open beers at home, at ...

When you’re slinging drinks on a busy Friday night, you don’t have time to worry about fumbling around for your bottle opener. Your speed and smoot...

Go ahead, stick your neck out and grab one of these giraffic openers! The Designer Giraffe Speed Opener is one that will be hard to miss. ...

The Designer Octopus Speed Opener is the coolest octopus you will ever see. With his awesome mustache and serious top hat, you will definitely want...

If you are fascinated by this huge animal, then you will surely love this whimsical version of the elephant. Get one before the rest of the herd do...

What’s Halloween without a scary haunted house scene equipped with a graveyard, creepy trees and bats? Get yourself into the “spirit” of the season...

So we seem to think clowns in general are just super creepy, which is exactly why we think you should sport this Halloween themed opener this Octob...

An orange neon speed opener this Halloween seems more than appropriate! Slap on some grungy, screaming ghosts for an added effect and you’ve got yo...

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

Are you someone that frequents different bars? If so, we are inviting you to purchase our "Bar Hoppers" Resellers Speed package at a discounted re...

This rusty metal opener features an engine and metal design and makes a great gift for the motorhead in your life. Use this baby to pop open a cool...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! This bottle opener has a very Christmas like feel incorporating the traditional colors of red and green. Tied i...

Looking for a creative way to fill your tip jar? The "If You Tip Me" Speed Opener will make your jar fill up, with this bit of dirty humor. Your cu...

The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of...

Everyone gets in the mood to misbehave, and now you can have a Speed Opener for that situation. The "Misbehave" Speed Opener is perfectly suited fo...

Grinding gears is usually a bad thing, but not for you or this "Steam Punk" Speed Opener. When it comes to opening bottles, metal to metal grinding...

A beautiful message glorified by a peaceful design, this Speed Opener will make you want to live a lifestyle reflective of the message... "Live in ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

Truth Be Told is a vivid speed opener, with a firm statement! If the situation ever arises don't waste your time telling them something your Speed ...

To those girls that do get it, this is the perfect Speed Opener for you! Every girl should have a little bit of Christian Grey in their lives... an...

The classic speed opener is a bartender favorite worldwide, and now you can add a festive touch to your collection with this Thanksgiving theme fro...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

Well, it finally happened! The Green Zombie Invasion! If you survived this worldwide incident, show your pride with this odd, yet popular St. Patty...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

"Irish Boys Make Fun Toys" - It's true! Show your love for the emerald isle and the holiday that surrounds it by sporting this colorful speed opene...

If this creepy green skin texture makes you feel a little uneasy, then we did our job! Whether it's a zombie, Frankenstein's monster, or some unhol...

Show off your athleticism and Mexican pride this Cinco de Mayo with this "Mexican Drinking Team" themed bottle opener featuring the colors of the M...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! This joint American and Mexican holiday is quickly becoming one of the biggest partying days of the year. So if you've got tha...

Cute, colorful and Intoxicologist! An ideal design for those girly Intoxicologists out there to add to their collection. Summary Made of solid ...

If you are someone that is familiar with and is a fan of our "Intoxicologist" branding, then you've gotta check this design from our popular line. ...

Another killer new grungy design inspired by our line "Intoxicologist". This Speed Opener offers you a vibrant look with a hard grunge element. Its...

The perfect opener to have handy at kickoff! Whether you are working a Sunday shift or hosting a super bowl party... this speed opener will ideally...

Americas favorite past time in now depicted on our Speed Openers! So if your a baseball fan, be sure to sport this on your next shift. Summary ...

Liquor in the Front... Poker in the rear! Hey, some people need a little direction! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permane...

Just an innocent slip up....I Love Big Tits... OOPS, I Mean Tips. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ proc...

If I want any lip out of you... I'll just open my zipper. Crude, Rude.... yet so perfectly put! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed u...

I Love em Dirty... Martinis and Women! A clean retro style speed opener for you dirty guys. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using...

Be sure to carry the houses terms readily in your pocket with our Guys, No Shirt / No Service and Gals, No Shirt / Free Drinks bottle opener. Su...