Speed Bottle Openers / Bar Keys

Make America Drunk Again! We stand by this statement and as bartenders, we are doing our part one beer at a time! Use this awesome bar key to do yo...

This speed opener says it all...'Merica F*#K Yeah! Show some pride in our great nation with this super awesome bottle opener. Perfect for opening b...

Yes, that is right! We are not always right but.... Here is another way to let them know that you are not always Right but you never WRONG. This fu...

This colorful bar tool is meant to show that special someone you care. This fun Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to let them know how muc...

Definitely a classic saying for any bartender. If this saying isn't true, then you may have some thirsty customers to taking care! We have these fu...

We added a little glitter to this 'Merica F*#K Yeah Speed Opener design for a bit more fun. Show some pride in our great nation with this super awe...

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom retro space Speed bottle opener! This eclectic bottle opener is a great design to customize with your n...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...