V-Rod® Bottle Openers

You can now open beer bottles "like" a boss with this fun parody V-Rod® Bottle Opener. Or if your co-workers are not acting like a boss, you can gi...

Shut Up Liver You're Fine! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hotte...

This Classy, Sassy and Totally Bad Assy V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for the bartender who likes to showcase little attitude during their bar sh...

The Drunky V-Rod® Bottle Opener is for all the bartenders out there with a sense of humor about getting drunk! We all have that one friend that is ...

Turn your Beast mode ON with this awesome V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This is the perfect way to open bottles of beer and remove pour spouts all night lo...

Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for bartenders running on a "low battery." But, even if your "give a damn" is empty, don't worry, your ...

Don't Be Mad, just cause I'm a Lil' Cooler V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles on a hot summer day, or any time of the yea...

Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Rubix Cube

If your a fan of "dirty" parody designs, then this "I'm lovin' it" V-Rod® Bottle Opener is absolutely perfect to add to your collection.

If are into sports, then you will understand this bottle opener. Sometimes you just want to tell the other team I Hate You instead of Good Game! Af...

Poor guy! Help him find head! Guaranteed to get a giggle or two... and possibly a little something else.

There really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

Here is a GREAT cause! Sign us up! A hilarious V-Rod® Bottle Opener design for those bartenders who really want to provide a much need service.

Well, if you are a bartender and are in need of a Bottle Opener that expresses your abilities, consider this Bad Ass Ninja design. But please, this...

The most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...

We took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...

What do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...

Do you remember how much fun it was to shoot that gun at your TV screen and take down all of those ducks? The Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Op...

Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

Need a new pick-up line? Well...we have the perfect one! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beers, and pick up chicks! It is a mu...

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's...

The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...