Bartending Bottle Openers

Everyone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...

Drink Responsibly Means Don't Spill It! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one o...

Hand Me the Booze and Watch Me Get Fabulous! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the...

Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Open...

Cruisin' For a Boozin'! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

I saw that tip - karma! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

Spin the wheel and try your luck! If you're not in the mood to be messed with but not above fun crass humor, this game show themed bottle opener is...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

GR8NBED. You can't always get the license plate numbers you want, but at least you can cleverly advertise them on a bottle opener! The grey graphic...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

Rock your next Fourth of July party with this patriotic and suggestive beer bottle opener available in the the wildly popular V-Rod®; design. Our p...

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, but evenings are for cocktails and relaxation! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a se...

If you work at a bar you know all about drunkin grownups. So now you know what really keeps America running…BEER! The one and only Kolorcoat™ tech...

A fun way to give an insult! The other person might not find this opener very funny, but it will surely give you a good laugh every time, especiall...

This opener design is about roosters... what were you thinking? This tongue-in-cheek V-Rod's original graphic is great for that guy bartender that ...

If you like hot chicks, this says it all. This punny beer bottle opener is sure to get you a few laughs... and maybe something extra! Our unique K...

You have to be talented at something, and if bitching is your talent don’t be afraid to show it. Makes a great gift for the bartender or lady in yo...

This Wiener dog is fat, but all the ladies love him. You’ll love to show your big fat wiener off to all of your friends. Go ahead, bartender, show ...

Hey if you’ve got it, we support you flaunting it! This little kitty has the devil in her and makes this V-Rod one HOT item. Sexy bartenders can ex...

BOOBs and BOOZE, what guy could complain about this? I think he’ll be okay with letting you be in charge and if not, looks like he’s going to be re...

The Meteorologists finally got the forecast of the week right. Looks like it is going to be partly cloudy with a good chance of DRUNK. It’s going t...

This is one take no nonsense bitch. She’ll tell you how it is and you’ll love it! Her sex appeal is just an added bonus that you should appreciate ...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! ...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Drunk Girls Love Me! This funny bar key is perfect fo...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

The Dig Bick Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to confuse all of those drunks at your bar. Just have them read this a few times, a...

Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...

Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom retro space Speed bottle opener! This eclectic bottle opener is a great design to customize with your n...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...