Bartending Bottle Openers

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

Rock your next Fourth of July party with this patriotic and suggestive beer bottle opener available in the the wildly popular V-Rod®; design. Our p...

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, but evenings are for cocktails and relaxation! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a se...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! Drunk Girls Love Me! This funny bar key is perfect fo...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

The Dig Bick Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to confuse all of those drunks at your bar. Just have them read this a few times, a...

Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...

Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom retro space Speed bottle opener! This eclectic bottle opener is a great design to customize with your n...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...