Bartending Bottle Openers

You can now open beer bottles "like" a boss with this fun parody V-Rod® Bottle Opener. Or if your co-workers are not acting like a boss, you can gi...

Shut Up Liver You're Fine! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hotte...

The Drunky V-Rod® Bottle Opener is for all the bartenders out there with a sense of humor about getting drunk! We all have that one friend that is ...

ADD YOUR TEXT to the Straight Outta Medium Sized Bottle Opener! You can make it say anything you wish from funny to serious. Personally for bartend...

Turn your Beast mode ON with this awesome V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This is the perfect way to open bottles of beer and remove pour spouts all night lo...

Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for bartenders running on a "low battery." But, even if your "give a damn" is empty, don't worry, your ...

Don't Be Mad, just cause I'm a Lil' Cooler V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles on a hot summer day, or any time of the yea...

This whimsical Rubix Cube opener will certainly be any bartender's favorite new beer bottle opener. This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is a great way to cla...

If your a fan of "dirty" parody designs, then this "I'm lovin' it" V-Rod® Bottle Opener is absolutely perfect to add to your collection.

Bigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...

This speed opener says it all...'Merica F*#K Yeah! Show some pride in our great nation with this super awesome bottle opener. Perfect for opening b...

If are into sports, then you will understand this bottle opener. Sometimes you just want to tell the other team I Hate You instead of Good Game! Af...

Poor guy! Help him find head! Guaranteed to get a giggle or two... and possibly a little something else.

This funny Wall Mounted Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles in your kitchen, bar, or even on the patio! It features a durable cas...

There really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

Here is a GREAT cause! Sign us up! A hilarious V-Rod® Bottle Opener design for those bartenders who really want to provide a much need service.

Well, if you are a bartender and are in need of a Bottle Opener that expresses your abilities, consider this Bad Ass Ninja design. But please, this...

Bigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...

The most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...

We took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...

What do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...

Do you remember how much fun it was to shoot that gun at your TV screen and take down all of those ducks? The Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Op...

Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

Yes, that is right! We are not always right but.... Here is another way to let them know that you are not always Right but you never WRONG. This fu...

Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

Need a new pick-up line? Well...we have the perfect one! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beers, and pick up chicks! It is a mu...

This colorful bar tool is meant to show that special someone you care. This fun Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to let them know how muc...

Definitely a classic saying for any bartender. If this saying isn't true, then you may have some thirsty customers to taking care! We have these fu...

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's...

Why flip a coin? When you can flip the Heads or Tails V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This bar blade is entirely more fun to flip, plus it opens beer bottles...

The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...It's HumpDay! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for opening beer bottles on Wednesday, or any other day of the we...

This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for all the lady bartenders out there that love all those good ole country boys! It is made of solid stainless steel t...

We added a little glitter to this 'Merica F*#K Yeah Speed Opener design for a bit more fun. Show some pride in our great nation with this super awe...

A bottle opener that can open 2 bottles at once, and has some free words of advice. This opener comes in handy! ...

Nothing says 'Merica like a bottle opener you can mount to your wall! And the added bonus...no need to pick bottle caps off the floor. This awesome...

Need a gift for your favorite D-Bag? You know the style, and you still love them anyway. Or perhaps you're trying to make some sort of ironic state...

We really mustache you a question, but we'll shave it for later. This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for the dirty minded mustache aficionados, who loves ...

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name...

"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite b...

This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few p...

It's not a party until the wieners come out! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other tex...

Save the Chubby Unicorns! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other text) is optional, but...

Are you perpetually late? If so, this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! "Sorry I'm Late, I didn't want to come" is the perfect beer opener for a...

I'm not always a bitch... If you have a sense of humor about your "bitchiness" this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! Get for yourself or your f...