Bartending Bottle Openers

You can now open beer bottles "like" a boss with this fun parody V-Rod® Bottle Opener. Or if your co-workers are not acting like a boss, you can gi...

Shut Up Liver You're Fine! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hotte...

The Drunky V-Rod® Bottle Opener is for all the bartenders out there with a sense of humor about getting drunk! We all have that one friend that is ...

Turn your Beast mode ON with this awesome V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This is the perfect way to open bottles of beer and remove pour spouts all night lo...

Low Battery V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for bartenders running on a "low battery." But, even if your "give a damn" is empty, don't worry, your ...

Don't Be Mad, just cause I'm a Lil' Cooler V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles on a hot summer day, or any time of the yea...

This whimsical Rubix Cube opener will certainly be any bartender's favorite new beer bottle opener. This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is a great way to cla...

If your a fan of "dirty" parody designs, then this "I'm lovin' it" V-Rod® Bottle Opener is absolutely perfect to add to your collection.

If are into sports, then you will understand this bottle opener. Sometimes you just want to tell the other team I Hate You instead of Good Game! Af...

Poor guy! Help him find head! Guaranteed to get a giggle or two... and possibly a little something else.

There really isn't much to it. Guys, get the word out to the ladies on how simple it really can be with this "Understanding Men" V-Rod® Bottle Opener.

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

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Well, if you are a bartender and are in need of a Bottle Opener that expresses your abilities, consider this Bad Ass Ninja design. But please, this...

The most important steps of beer drinking...open bottle, drink beer. So, just in case you forget, this opener is perfect for you. Just follow the s...

We took a vote, and decided that beer taste better than water. So, save water...drink beer! The Save Water, Drink Beer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Ope...

What do you get when you combine a Bear and a Deer? A Beer...of course! The Bear + Deer Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for any bartende...

Do you remember how much fun it was to shoot that gun at your TV screen and take down all of those ducks? The Duck Hunt Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Op...

Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

Need a new pick-up line? Well...we have the perfect one! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beers, and pick up chicks! It is a mu...

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's...

Why flip a coin? When you can flip the Heads or Tails V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This bar blade is entirely more fun to flip, plus it opens beer bottles...

The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...It's HumpDay! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for opening beer bottles on Wednesday, or any other day of the we...

This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for all the lady bartenders out there that love all those good ole country boys! It is made of solid stainless steel t...

We really mustache you a question, but we'll shave it for later. This V-rod® Bottle Opener is for the dirty minded mustache aficionados, who loves ...

It's not a party until the wieners come out! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other tex...

Save the Chubby Unicorns! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other text) is optional, but...

Are you perpetually late? If so, this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! "Sorry I'm Late, I didn't want to come" is the perfect beer opener for a...

I'm not always a bitch... If you have a sense of humor about your "bitchiness" this is the V-Rod® Bottle Opener for you! Get for yourself or your f...

Everyone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...

Drink Responsibly Means Don't Spill It! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one o...

Hand Me the Booze and Watch Me Get Fabulous! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are ...

Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the...

Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Open...

Cruisin' For a Boozin'! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

I saw that tip - karma! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

Spin the wheel and try your luck! If you're not in the mood to be messed with but not above fun crass humor, this game show themed bottle opener is...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

GR8NBED. You can't always get the license plate numbers you want, but at least you can cleverly advertise them on a bottle opener! The grey graphic...

F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

"Don't piss me off... I practice BITCH CRAFT!" Hey lady bartenders, this Halloween season let your patrons and coworkers know you mean business, an...

Rock your next Fourth of July party with this patriotic and suggestive beer bottle opener available in the the wildly popular V-Rod®; design. Our p...

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, but evenings are for cocktails and relaxation! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a se...

If you work at a bar you know all about drunkin grownups. So now you know what really keeps America running…BEER! The one and only Kolorcoat™ tech...

A fun way to give an insult! The other person might not find this opener very funny, but it will surely give you a good laugh every time, especiall...