Bartending Bottle Openers

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! This bottle opener has a very Christmas like feel incorporating the traditional colors of red and green. Tied i...

Looking for a creative way to fill your tip jar? The "If You Tip Me" Speed Opener will make your jar fill up, with this bit of dirty humor. Your cu...

The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of...

Everyone gets in the mood to misbehave, and now you can have a Speed Opener for that situation. The "Misbehave" Speed Opener is perfectly suited fo...

Grinding gears is usually a bad thing, but not for you or this "Steam Punk" Speed Opener. When it comes to opening bottles, metal to metal grinding...

A beautiful message glorified by a peaceful design, this Speed Opener will make you want to live a lifestyle reflective of the message... "Live in ...

This is a Speed Opener many of you out there can agree with, and we utilized a grungy design to go with the message... "I wish I could trade my hea...

Truth Be Told is a vivid speed opener, with a firm statement! If the situation ever arises don't waste your time telling them something your Speed ...

To those girls that do get it, this is the perfect Speed Opener for you! Every girl should have a little bit of Christian Grey in their lives... an...

"Gooble gooble... I mean, Moo MOO!" This featured feast is trying to avoid the table with a cow disguise! See if he'll get lucky this Thanksgiving ...

Well, it finally happened! The Green Zombie Invasion! If you survived this worldwide incident, show your pride with this odd, yet popular St. Patty...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...

"Irish Boys Make Fun Toys" - It's true! Show your love for the emerald isle and the holiday that surrounds it by sporting this colorful speed opene...

If this creepy green skin texture makes you feel a little uneasy, then we did our job! Whether it's a zombie, Frankenstein's monster, or some unhol...

Show off your athleticism and Mexican pride this Cinco de Mayo with this "Mexican Drinking Team" themed bottle opener featuring the colors of the M...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! This joint American and Mexican holiday is quickly becoming one of the biggest partying days of the year. So if you've got tha...

Cute, colorful and Intoxicologist! An ideal design for those girly Intoxicologists out there to add to their collection. Summary Made of solid ...

If you are someone that is familiar with and is a fan of our "Intoxicologist" branding, then you've gotta check this design from our popular line. ...

Another killer new grungy design inspired by our line "Intoxicologist". This Speed Opener offers you a vibrant look with a hard grunge element. Its...

The perfect opener to have handy at kickoff! Whether you are working a Sunday shift or hosting a super bowl party... this speed opener will ideally...

Americas favorite past time in now depicted on our Speed Openers! So if your a baseball fan, be sure to sport this on your next shift. Summary ...

Liquor in the Front... Poker in the rear! Hey, some people need a little direction! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permane...

Just an innocent slip up....I Love Big Tits... OOPS, I Mean Tips. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ proc...

If I want any lip out of you... I'll just open my zipper. Crude, Rude.... yet so perfectly put! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed u...

I Love em Dirty... Martinis and Women! A clean retro style speed opener for you dirty guys. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using...

Be sure to carry the houses terms readily in your pocket with our Guys, No Shirt / No Service and Gals, No Shirt / Free Drinks bottle opener. Su...

A cute way to say... Can I get you another drink? Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ process Design decor...

Here is a "classy" opener for those guys that want their girls to grow up. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorc...

This bottle opener design will bring you back to the day when music was at its best... company was chill, and the ganga was great. This vibrantly c...

If you are someone who tends to think green... then voice your legalization debate of "thinking green" with this smoking speed opener. Summary ...

This is a warning! If you have tattoos... you are in trouble! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ process ...

Who wants milk when God made beer? The guys gotta love this one... beer and boobs, what more could you ask for? Summary Made of solid Stainless...

Now this is hot! This sexy Speed Opener was designed with the guys in mind. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolor...

We love football season... It makes you want to get dirty, get sweaty, and SCORE! Match up your pink football Sunday jersey with this pink girly sp...

Do your part in the conservation of nature! Save a tree... Eat a Beaver! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permanent Kolorcoa...

Classic! If they have the nerve to ask you... then stop them in their shoes with a witty response. This speed opener design is a bit naughty, but s...

You know what they say about Tequila... some may end up hitting the floor but this opener is perfect for the ladies who prefer to become a W%$^%$. ...

Slingin' with attitude? Then you are one Crazy Be-Otch! With a red and black hot design, we are sure your customers will be too scared not to leave...

Yummy bartender! Sugar and spice and everything nice, right? This fun girly design incorporates a white with pink accents girly feel... and if you ...

Introducing a sexy little subliminal message for all those dirty porn star bartenders out there. Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed ...

Featuring two tools in one! After all ladies... you should always make sure those boys meet up to your standard! The Peter Meater in a necessity fo...

Take that b^&$* attitude and throw it right in their face with this loud and suggestive speed opener! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel...

We happen to think that Wicked lil girls can be pretty sexy, and so is this hot bottle opener design. A great opener to add to your collection of "...

Peace and Love... what more do you need? This is a great speed opener design for all of our Hippie Chicks out there. Summary Made of solid Stai...