The Drunky V-Rod® Bottle Opener is for all the bartenders out there with a sense of humor about getting drunk! We all have that one friend that is ...

Don't Be Mad, just cause I'm a Lil' Cooler V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles on a hot summer day, or any time of the yea...

This speed opener says it all...'Merica F*#K Yeah! Show some pride in our great nation with this super awesome bottle opener. Perfect for opening b...

You can now open beer bottles "like" a boss with this fun parody V-Rod® Bottle Opener. Or if your co-workers are not acting like a boss, you can gi...

Well, if you are a bartender and are in need of a Bottle Opener that expresses your abilities, consider this Bad Ass Ninja design. But please, this...

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Definitely a classic saying for any bartender. If this saying isn't true, then you may have some thirsty customers to taking care! We have these fu...

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's...

Nothing says 'Merica like a bottle opener you can mount to your wall! And the added bonus...no need to pick bottle caps off the floor. This awesome...

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I...

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"Well-behaved women seldom make history." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name...

"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite b...

This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. I'm sure you can think of quite a few p...

It's not a party until the wieners come out! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other tex...

Save the Chubby Unicorns! Add your name or any text to this humorous V-Rod® Bottle Opener design! Adding your name (or other text) is optional, but...

The 6 pack of 15oz BarConic® mixing glasses are cleverly disguised with a mustache and are great for anything from beer to soda. This set of six fu...

If you work at a bar you know all about drunkin grownups. So now you know what really keeps America running…BEER! The one and only Kolorcoat™ tech...

A fun way to give an insult! The other person might not find this opener very funny, but it will surely give you a good laugh every time, especiall...

This opener design is about roosters... what were you thinking? This tongue-in-cheek V-Rod's original graphic is great for that guy bartender that ...

If you like hot chicks, this says it all. This punny beer bottle opener is sure to get you a few laughs... and maybe something extra! Our unique K...

You have to be talented at something, and if bitching is your talent don’t be afraid to show it. Makes a great gift for the bartender or lady in yo...

This Wiener dog is fat, but all the ladies love him. You’ll love to show your big fat wiener off to all of your friends. Go ahead, bartender, show ...

Hey if you’ve got it, we support you flaunting it! This little kitty has the devil in her and makes this V-Rod one HOT item. Sexy bartenders can ex...