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The Meteorologists finally got the forecast of the week right. Looks like it is going to be partly cloudy with a good chance of DRUNK. It’s going t...

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Never Take Advice From Me, You'll Only End up Drunk! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Open...

Open bottles with buzzing energy with our "Busy Bee" design. This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your f...

Crack open a cold one with our "Western" design. This fun bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your favorite bartender's ...

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